The Rude Guy Podcast #13 [4/10/06] Rerun Jan 1, 2009
[Part Two: Does female greed feed corporate greed? The Rude Guy invites Rich Zubaty to read from his book: "What Men Know That Women Don't." Are women smarter than men? More compassionate? More spiritual? Less materialistic? Greedier? Better at relationships? Are women the cause of war? Does female greed feed corporate greed?]
This is The Rude Guy. The poisoned mushroom on the pizza of popular culture. Welcoming you to the Reality Cult. This is the show that’s about ideas. Where we ATTACK bad ideas, not people. Except for the corrupt bastards of the Bush Administration. And where we celebrate good ideas, not people. See the difference?…We are not promoting celebrity people on this show. Only celebrity ideas. Only good ideas.
This is the show where we honor ideas like: men are the protectors and providers for women. And trash ideas like: men are the oppressors of women. Where we spotlight ideas like: corporations have to be booted out of our government. And where we trash stupid ideas like: the free market solves all of its problems, by itself.
This week Rich Zubaty is going to throw handfuls of new ideas at you, by continuing, reading from his book, What Men Know That Women Don’t. It’s kind of a test run for him, to see if he wants to make an audio book version, of this popular men’s book.
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Last week we ended on the idea that Feminists are corporate whores. That over the past 30 years feminists demonized religious values, and healthy masculine values, and sold out to corporate values, allowing madcap materialism, to overrun our lives.
Ever since we were walking around in wet diapers, all of us have been drenched, in a never-ending rain of corporate propaganda – on the TV, in the papers, on the streets, everywhere we look, everywhere we listen. At the same time, thanks to the haughty drumbeat, of feminist ideologues, screeching at us from every available electronic soapbox, we have been deprived of the masculine values, family values and church values, which could have balanced the seesaw of modern culture. Feminists sold our heads to huge corporations, with a whistle and a blowjob. They got jobs. So what? The trade-off was that our lives are now being bought and sold, by impersonal, un-accountable, corporate monsters. We have lost all sense of what a man is, what a family is, and what Faith is. In other words, we have lost all sense, of the Meaning of Life.
The solution is simple.
We need to regenerate, male-flavored spirituality.
We need to move men, families and Faith, to a reinvigorated prominence in our lives. Forget feminist schemes, Forget corporate scams. And DON’T forget, that big government MEANS big business these days. The two are equivalent. Or, as the lawyer Gerry Spence says, big government and big corporations are like two screwing dogs, who got stuck together. When one pulls, the other follows…Crude Gerry. But sublimely accurate.
And what’s the first step in recovering from this feminist/corporate/big government nightmare? We need to get our thinking straight. Right now we’ve got it all backwards.
Men and women have swapped mental roles. Men have become more like women. Women have become more like men. Men are submitting to their “female” side. Women, to offset this VACUUM of masculinity, have begun acting out of their “MALE” side. It’s not good. In fact, it’s a disaster. Men do not make good women, and women do not make good men. We are both operating out of our weaker natures. Men have no aptitude for the finer nuances of domesticity. Women do not understand the finer nuances of the “hunt”. We have crippled ourselves. We’re eating soup with a fork. We’ve tied our families into knots.
The feminization of human society began 8000 years ago… 8000 years ago … when we abandoned hunting and gathering, for the JOYS of agriculture. The “King” was the first feminized man. He wore dresses, garnished himself with jewelry, perverted the hunters into soldiers, to guard his castle full of stuff, and all in all, behaved just like a woman. He was rich and powerful – which women admire. And he set a feminized, materialistic, standard for what men should be like.
And ever since, our gender roles, have been backwards. Here’s what we got wrong.
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Men are more materialistic than WOMEN?
NO… Women are MORE materialistic than men. Mater, the Latin word for mother, is the root word of materialism. Women own 65% of America’s wealth, according to Forbes magazine. Seven times more retail space is allotted to women’s personal items, than to men’s. Women make 85% of buying decisions. Women have naively entered into an unholy alliance, with corporations, to provide themselves with MORE jobs and more stuff. The corporate conquest, the materialist mindset, of modern society, may be blamed directly on female greed, female self-seeking, and female materialism. Our SO-called economy, is nothing less than man’s desperate attempts, to satisfy the cravings of women.
Men are the cause of war
NO…Men are NOT the cause of war. Greed, MATERrialism, and self-seeking are the causes of war. The 20th century witnessed an exponential increase in women’ rights, including the right to vote. And an exponential increase in war – two World Wars and hundreds of equally deadly, lesser conflicts. These facts are NOT UNrelated. Female greed, materialism, and self-seeking, are the MAJOR causes of war. German women, were BIG supporters, of Adolph Hitler…American women are big supporters of George W Bush. Men are obligated to fight war. Women are not. But women adore the security, luxury and technical “time-saving” gadgetry, produced in a military economy. They can SAY they don’t like war. But female values, and fears and cravings, are the CAUSE of war. Men, striving to please their women, are the INSTRUMENTS of war. But women, are the CAUSE of war.
Women are more spiritual than men?
Sorry…Men are more spiritual than women… and always have been. Every human society has acknowledged the Earth Mother, and the Sky Father. Woman is down, into the earth, grounded, materialistic. Man is up, into the sky, dreamy, creative, spontaneous… seeking that invisible God. It is a travesty, and oppression, of male nature, to claim women, are more spiritual, than men.
Women are morally superior to men?
This is a biggie. Now hear this… Women are NOT Morally Superior to men. Women are NOT always kind, and caring, and sharing. Sometimes they’re mean and conniving and manipulating. Psychological stereotyping has done a PROFOUND disservice to men, by casting women as nurturing, and men as aggressive. Female business barracudas, and politicians, are ruthless beyond belief, to most men’s way of thinking. My kind, caring, sharing side, is not my female side; it’s my KIND, caring, sharing side! My mean, manipulative, aggressive side, is not my MASculine side; it’s my mean, manipulative, aggressive side! Sadly, due to our societal blindness, to the fact that women are NOT morally superior to men, women get away with perpetrating far more than their fair share, of tragedies and outrages. If a man hits a woman we want to toss the bastard in jail. If a woman hits a man, we want to know what HE DID, to piss her off. Double standard. You cannot have a double standard, AND, equality, at the SAME time. You get one, or the other. And that’s what the women don’t UNDERSTAND.
Women think “Fidelity” is a city in Pennsylvania. Throughout human history women, being physically weaker, have honed their skills at lies, deceptions, and masquerades. But we, simple-minded saps that we are, succumbing to their smiley, solicitous mannerisms, have subconsciously elevated them onto a pedestal of Moral Superiority. It’s COWshit. Women know what WOMEN are like. It’s us dopes, THE MEN, who deny the moral sliminess of women. We think we NEED some image of feminine purity. We crawl on our bellies through the grease pits of life, clinging to some icon of “mom”. Well CHUMPS…here’s the low-down. When it’s a man’s word against a woman’s word, best to believe the MAN.
Women are more intuitive than men?
You must be kidding me. Men are much more intuitive than women. Our art, our science, our mathematics – our entire society – is the product of male intuition. For millennia men have SNATCHED abstractions, out of the sky, and struggled to bring them into physical form – “intuiting” the possibilities. “Women’s intuition” is little more, than analytical extrapolations, driven by negativity. In other words, perennial predictions of doom. That’s what they call, female intuition. “Don’t do that, it won’t work.” Few women spend any time thinking about WHY the universe is now expanding faster, than it has been, for the past 10 billion years. But every ONE of them can produce detailed scenarios, of how “everything is going to get worse”.
Men are more analytical than women?
This is really dumb. Women are MUCH more analytical than men. Later in the book I’ll launch into a discussion of who’s more “logical”, but it’s obvious to anyone with ears to hear with, that women analyze the BEJESUS, out of the tiniest details, of every situation. How things look, taste, smell…or rank, on female scorecards in the sky… of what is acceptable, and UNacceptable, behavior. Men take a wider, more abstract view, and see a larger… albeit foggier… picture.
Women are more skilled in relationships than MEN?
This one has been really harmful. No… No… No… Men are MORE skilled, in relationships, than women. Women TALK a lot, about relationships. Men DO relationships. Men are team players. That’s how Columbus crossed the Atlantic. That’s how MEN got on the moon. Watch a basketball game – darting, dribbling, signaling with a bobbed head, motioning with an eye-twitch, passing to the place where the guy is SUPPOSED to be – leaping, catching, shooting, scoring. Male relationship happens faster than the speed of TALK.
Women have deeper feelings than men?
Nope… MEN have deeper feelings than women. Women have MORE EMOTIONS…. men have deeper feelings. Women gush about this, or wail about that. Men hold their feelings deep down inside them. Occasionally, masculine feeling explodes into the open – virtually ALL of our art and music and literature, are products of masculine feelings. But mostly men are afraid to SHOW their feelings – afraid because they’ve been shamed. Shamed by the very women, who claim they want men, who are “NOT AFRAID” to express their feelings. But when men put caution aside, and tell their women, how they REALLY feel… inevitably… in one way or another, the women respond with, “You shouldn’t FEEL like that.” i.e. “You shouldn’t HAVE those feelings.” i.e. “Shame on you, you big lout, FOR FEELING LIKE THAT”. And it’s all accomplished with such sharing, caring, solicitousness, that, from a very young age, men learn to see this for what it is: another female manipulation. The shame game. When you reveal your feelings to a woman, she’ll use them AGAINST you, SOMEhow. It’s like we’re always in court, and the opposing attorney is drilling us, with a deposition, while she’s cooking us spaghetti… Scary. Who do you trust?…Other MEN?… You must be kidding.
You want some excitement? Try telling a woman sometime, that she SHOULDN’T, be FEELing what she’s FEELing. She’ll blow your head out your anus, with a mushroom cloud of RAGE.
[YOU SON OF A BITCH clip]
They can dish it out, but they can’t take it.
What about Equality?
“Equality” is meaningless. Is a bee equal to a sparrow? Is a whale equal to a squirrel? The term is meaningless. And anyway, feminism was never honestly, ABOUT Equality. Feminism was about: MORE STUFF FOR WOMEN. Women don’t want to mine coal, or get drafted into war. That’s TOO MUCH Equality for them. Just let them have some office job, so they can make money, sitting near the heater, and be able to buy more stuff. FORGET that they live 7 years longer than us. IGNORE the fact, that 19 out of 20 people who die on the job are men. Or 4 out of 5 suicides are men. Or 80% of the homeless are men. That’s the other SIDE of Equality, and they DON’T, want to HEAR, about that.
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“Create programs for men? Men already HAVE everything – don’t they?” she titters. “…Me?… Sign up for the draft? Drill oil? You must be kidding. I’m not equipped for THAT. That’s not the KIND, of Equality, I mean.”
Feminism is a disaster. For 8000 years the world has been, becoming, progressively, more feminized. We’ve lost sight of our true gender natures. 100 years ago the FIRST feminists, were trying to get women and kids, OUT of the factories, trying to prohibit child labor, fighting to make STRONGER families. The current feminist movement wants to REMOVE women and children FROM the family. Put them back INTO the factories – the corporate dominated schools, and daycare, and work places – thereby subverting the family. Insidious. Misguided. Downright Evil.
Men are not the oppressors of women. The simple proof of that being, that Women are NOT oppressed. Women are not now, and never have been “oppressed”. Women have the right to vote, with NO reciprocal obligation, to be DRAFTED in time of war, to PROTECT their RIGHT to vote. Personally, I don’t see how they got the ONE, without being forced, to assume, the OTHER. They have power without responsibility. The only way Democracy got reborn in the modern world, was because men fought and died, battling the power of kings, and their corporations, to seize this right. But women gained it by fighting what? A “courageous” ideological struggle? Against their husbands? It’s Twinkies. Philosophical oatmeal.
Nor are women expected to perform heavy labor – laying bricks, pouring asphalt, fixing cars. They live in houses they don’t build, drive cars they can’t fix, eat food they don’t grow. This is OPPRESSION? … In actual fact, women are coddled…not oppressed. Women are strident and pushy and obnoxious, in ways men never CAN be, because we’d get punched or arrested…and they won’t…BECAUSE they’re women.
If someone came up to me tomorrow and said, “I got a great deal for ya. You’ll never have to fight in war, or do heavy labor, again…All you have to do is: sign away your right to vote.” I’d say, “WHERE do I sign?” That’s all I NEED government for. Keeping me out of war, and protecting me from oppressive labor conditions. I don’t need to vote, if those rights are guaranteed. That’s fair. But apparently it’s not fair enough for women. They can vote, but they need not fight, nor pour concrete. That’s a perversion of the word Equality. The entire feminist movement is built on the phony proclamation, that “women are oppressed”. Pull that out from under them (as I have on numerous radio shows) and their naked ego, and raw greed, flap like pantyhose in the wind. And what do they do then? SCREAM. Scream like little girls. Try to shame me, any way they can. The Achilles’ Heel of feminism, is the unprovable proposition, that women are oppressed.
Feminism has, in fact, created an Aristocracy of Women… a select club of people who, by virtue of birth alone, do not have to fight in war, or pound nails. And, as if that privilege wasn’t enough, they’ve browbeat politicians, into instituting government fast-tracks, so they can attain the highest positions of power, and authority, in society – judges, senators, CEOs, media mavens.
Feminism is government by coffee klatch. Feminism, by its very nature, dissociates opinions, from action. It’s easy to vote boys into war, or write a newspaper column, about how bridges should be repaired…as long as you never have to be the one to FIGHT the war, or DO the work. Feminism divorces ideas from action. Feminism destroys masculine SOULLL. Feminism annihilates Love.
Time to recapture our true natures. Time to bury the hatchet in the gender wars, by rediscovering who we really are, where our true strengths lie, and what we honestly expect out of life. It’s either that, or we’ll all be permanently assigned to a corporation, at birth. Destruction of the family – social disintegration, ethical collapse – leads directly to corporate colonialism – the usurpation of all money and media and education and government and means of production – all thoughts and dreams and aspirations – by huge economic entities, servicing the “needs” of women… WHICH “needs” were put there, by corporations, in the FIRST place! That amounts to de facto Economic Slavery. SouLLL murder. The Dark Ages, all over again. A snake biting its own tail.
The unintended consequence of feminism, the feminization of human society – the destruction of the family – has been the corporate conquest of our brains, and our bodies, and our lives… Corporate Colonialism… NO, that’s NOT what the girls MEANT to have happen. But it happened. So let’s call it a mistake. A BIG mistake. Forgive each other. Trash the whole thing. And move on. Our enemy is NOT women. Our enemy is NOT men. Our enemy is Corporate Colonialism. But we can never win this war, when one half of the human race, is blindly selling out to the other side. The side with the money and the stuff. We need the women to wake up. Feminists are frauds. In a society as crippled by stress, and frustration, as ours – after 30 years of women having things their way – it’s clear that women do NOT have the answers. They do NOT have any inborn, natural, knowledge, of what is good, and what is right. Time to dig deeper. I’m tired of living in a “female friendly” world that has become oppressive to both men, and women.
By destroying the family, feminism threw the door open, for the corporate conquest of our lives. By marginalizing family and church values, a vacuum was created, whereby corporate values became ascendant. Our kids’ brains are boobed out.
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[Pheasant squawk and flap]
as the sun speckles the tangerine trees, early this Maui morning.
This is the Rude Guy. I’ll be back next week.
Stay strong. Don’t let anybody intimidate you. Don’t let anybody shame you.
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Ahhhhhhh….feels a little better already.