“The Rude Guy”
Everyone who is calm and sensible is insane – Rumi

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[The Rude Guy, the Leo Tolstoy of podcasting, tears into Karl Rove, Dick Cheney, women’s problems, men’s problems, war, divorce, downsizing. feminism, the Labor Movement, and asks: Does the racial/gender/ethinic composition of the George Bush White House herald the end of the Civil Rights movement?…Does the Democratic Party understand the difference between white men and RICH white men?…Is George W Bush really Charleton Heston in a monkey suit?...And what's going on at the Rich Zubaty Web Site: www.happyfool.org]

[Vincent Price laugh intro]

This is the Rude Guy, the Leo Tolstoy of podcasting, the Professor of Peace, welcoming you to The Reality Cult…the original BRAINCAST…presenting the Idea of the Week.

This is the show with something to offend everybody. The show that’s about ideas…not opinions, not issues. IDEAS. The show that dares to ask:

Why is Karl Rove’s head so big? Did someone stick a bicycle pump in his ear when he was a kid and blow the ethical center of his brain out the OTHER ear?

And why is Dick Cheney so mean? Did someone shoot his dog when he was a kid?…Were they trying to shoot him?

And is George W Bush really Charleton Heston in a monkey suit? THAT would certainly explain something. The man who doesn’t believe in EEEvolution is the poster boy for DEEvolution,…marching us back to the planet of the apes.

But it’s time to beat up on the Left Wing bigots in the so- called Democratic Party.

The idea of the week this week is:

Does the Democratic Party understand the difference between white men and RICH white men?…If SO they should probably hang banners outside their convention sites saying: White Men Welcome Inside. So we’re SURE to get the message.

Or maybe blacks and women and Hispanics should hold house parties and invite white guys. Feed them pizza and beer (more…)

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[The Rude Guy welcomes you to the Reality Cult where he discusses: evolution, Darwinism, Social Darwinism, taxing stock market transactions, ideas versus ideologies, the unintended consequences of feminism, Hilary Clinton, Condoleezza Rice, Margaret Thatcher and what's going on at the Rich Zubaty Web Site: www.happyfool.org]

[Impeach Bush Blues song then Cow bleat]

This is the Rude Guy, the Leo Tolstoy of podcasting, welcoming you to the Reality Cult, presenting the Idea of the Week.

This is the show with something to offend everybody. The show that’s anti-branding, anti-marketing, anti-slickness, anti-everything that big media stands for.

The show that dares to ask:

Why is Karl Rove’s head so big? Is he an alien life form, left behind by some space ship? And if so why did they leave him HERE? Is this their prison colony, their dumping grounds for dirty-tricksters and slime-ball manipulators? Were they trying to drop him off on a planet where…apparently…the people NOT ONLY don’t care…but actually allow night crawlers like Rove to suck upward, like capillary action, through the sweaty t-shirts of power?…If so, that would certainly explain something.

And…why is Dick Cheney so mean? Was he raised by Orcs? Did he escape from the pages of the Lord of the Rings to set up his own real life kingdom of Mordor?

And…Does George W. Bush have the reverse Midas’ Touch? Does everything he touches turn to shit? (more…)

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[The Rude Guy in Maui -- the Leo Tolstoy of podcasting -- asks, Why is Karl Rove’s head so big?… Is Condoleezza Rice a Neocon Aunt Jemima?...Are U.S. corporations directly to blame for the attacks of 911?...Are corporations vampires?…Should we tax stock market transactions?…Should we nationalize our oil companies…Do the Democrats understand the difference between white men and RICH white men?…And what's going on at the Rich Zubaty Web Site: www.happyfool.org

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This is the Rude Guy, checking in from Maui, presenting the Idea of the Week…And this is the show with something to offend everybody.

The show that believes…as the Sufi poet Rumi said…that “Everyone who is calm and sensible is insane.” INSANE.

The show that’s anti-branding, anti-marketing, anti-slickness, anti-everything that big media stands for. The show that dares to ask:

Why is Karl Rove’s head so big?…

Is it possible the missing parts of George Bush’s brain are rattling around inside there somewhere? And is Condoleezza Rice a Neocon Ant Jemima?

Grinning on the steps of Air Force One while she doles out hunks of corporate colonialism to the brown-skinned nations of the world, like sweet slices of cornbread? And, do the Democrats understand the difference between white men and RICH white men?…

If so they should probably start stringing big banners outside their convention sites…White Men Welcome Inside…so we’re SURE to get the message.

Something to offend everybody…

I’m talking to you from my cabin in a papaya patch on the slopes of Haleakala volcano… I see a sliver of Pacific Ocean in the distance…A ringneck pheasant visits the field outside my window every afternoon…And I have no running water…no sink, no toilet…

I poop in a bucket…and when the sun comes out I grab a shovel and bury it under the guava trees behind my house, where fallen passion fruit litter the ground like huge yellow Easter eggs. Poop out, passion fruit in, ancient organic system. But that doesn’t matter. What DOES matter is…the Idea of the Week. (more…)